THE INTERNET IS TRYING TO KILL YOU. CLICK BACK.
CLICK BAIT is a rhythm roguelite where every monster on the internet finally gets what's coming to it. One spinning wheel. One playhead. One rule: click exactly on the beat — or get doomscrolled into an early grave.
⏱ ONE-BUTTON RHYTHM COMBAT
Tap when the playhead crosses a node — and every color is a different rule. WHITE nodes are your attack (hit the gold PERFECT sliver for double damage). RED nodes must be blocked for cash. GOLD nodes pay out. PINK is the collab you have to interrupt. BLUE, PURPLE and GREEN nodes belong to the enemies that cheat. Charge the LOCK IN meter and slam it to slow the whole wheel down. Easy to learn, brutal to master — every fight is a beat map that fights back.
👾 DELETE THE WORST OF THE WEB — 30+ enemies, 7 bosses, elite variants
• POP-UP — it won a free iPhone. It wants you to have it.
• SPAM BOT — RE: RE: FWD: RE: HELLO
• TROLL — reverses the wheel mid-spin. U mad?
• INFLUENCER — interrupt the pink collab or it heals. Smash that like button.
• CAPTCHA — click "i'm not a robot." Are you sure?
• THE SHADOWBAN — blacks out a wedge of the wheel. You can't hit what you can't see.
• VIRUS.EXE — corrupts your wheel speed. Your PC has 1 virus. It is him.
• DEEPFAKE — is this even real?
• THE ALGORITHM — the final boss of the internet. It does everything at once. Recommended for you.
…plus THE PAYWALL, RAGE BAIT, THE ECHO CHAMBER, THE CRYPTO BRO, AUTOCORRECT, THE ENSHITTIFICATION and more, across three zones: THE FEED → COMMENT SECTION → THE DARK WEB.
🚫 REAL FAKE POPUP ADS
Actual popup ads attack you mid-fight. Close them with the tiny X for ad revenue. Click the ad itself? Malware damage. Ignore it? Damage. Just like real life. (Contains 100% fake ads. Zero real ones. We're not monsters.)
🔥 FEVER MODE
Chain an 8-hit combo to go viral: four seconds of click-anywhere, delete-everything free damage. GO GO GO!!!
🛒 THE TOTALL% LEGIT SHOP
Spend your ad money on ADBLOCK, VPN, FIREWALL, DOOMSCROLL INSURANCE, or gamble it all on CRYPTO (50/50 — double or half). The shopkeeper says it fell off a truck. No refunds. Obviously.
♻ ROGUELITE RUNS, NG+ LOOPS
Every run is a fresh build. Draft from dozens of passive relics, chase PERFECT streaks, charge your LOCK IN meter, and take on elite variants for bigger payouts. Survive the boss, then loop deeper as enemies enrage — below 25% HP the wheel speeds up, reverses, and cheats.
🎧 PUNK-ZINE HORROR-COMEDY STYLE
Hand-inked monsters, glitch-poster typography, color-coded combat wheel, duotone zones from THE FEED through the COMMENT SECTION to THE DARK WEB. Headphones recommended. Lawyers not.
📴 PLAYS OFFLINE
No wifi, no account, no energy timers, no real ads (that's the whole joke). Just you versus the internet.
Perfect for fans of rhythm games, roguelikes, arcade action, and anyone who has ever fought a popup window and lost.
SMASH THAT INSTALL BUTTON. The Algorithm already knows you will.